It''s Time for the Other 13 Candidates to Drop OutBy Ann Coulter
At what point in Donald Trump''s inaugural address do you figure the GOPestablishment will finally grasp what''s been happening?
The establishment -- not "elites," because they''re mostly blandfunctionaries who went to third-rate schools -- have thrown absolutelyeverything they have at Trump. I''ve never seen so many Republicans featuredon MSNBC.
At least no one will be able to say the Republican National Committee didn''tgive it the old college try (and, again, that would be third-rate colleges).
Trump is a runaway hit with Americans for the simple reason that he''s theonly candidate saying anything Americans care about.
After the San Bernardino terrorist attack, committed by Muslim immigrants --which followed the 1993 World Trade Center terrorist attack committed byMuslim immigrants; the 9/11 terrorist attacks committed by Muslim immigrants; the Fort Hood terrorist attack committed by a Muslim immigrant; the BostonMarathon terrorist attack committed by Muslim immigrants, and on and on --Trump suggested a temporary pause on Muslim immigration.
The other candidates responded by attacking him viciously. Now, the eunuchsare duking it out over who has the most aggressive approach to ... fightingISIS!
Asked why he called Trump''s proposal "unhinged," Jeb! explained: "Well,first of all, we need to destroy ISIS in the caliphate."
Marco Rubio said: "The problem is we had an attack in San Bernardino,"adding that "what''s important to do is we must deal frontally with thisthreat of radical Islamists, especially from ISIS."
Ted Cruz said: "We need a president who understands the first obligation ofthe commander in chief is to keep America safe. If I am elected president ..
. we will utterly destroy ISIS."
Why are Republicans talking about starting a war in Syria to stop Muslimimmigrants from killing Americans in America? Is it our job to straightenout Syria? Can''t our government just stop bringing the terrorists here? IfRubio thinks he knows how to govern Syria, he''s free to run for presidentthere. (Except he''d have to stop talking about his dad the bartender becauseMuslims don''t drink.)
Republicans love pointing out that all the gun restrictions proposed byDemocrats after every mass shooting would have done absolutely nothing tostop that particular mass shooting.
But the GOP''s demand that we take out ISIS would also have done nothing toprevent the San Bernardino attack. As we know from Jim Comey, the directorof the FBI: Syed Farouk and Tashfeen Malik were planning a terrorist attackagainst Americans before ISIS existed.
It''s as if there''s a law of toughness conservation: The weaker a candidateis on protecting our borders, the more aggressively he talks about bombingforeign countries, a move known as "the Lindsey Graham."
The GOP''s conservation of toughness has led them to such virile positions onSyria that even our feckless commander in chief is able to checkmate them.
Obama has said: "Let''s assume that we were to send 50,000 troops into Syria.What happens when there''s a terrorist attack generated from Yemen? Do wethen send more troops into there? Or Libya perhaps? Or if there''s aterrorist network that''s operating anywhere else in North Africa or inSoutheast Asia?"
Good grief! This GOP machismo on ISIS has resulted in Obama actually makingsense.
Here''s an idea: We let backward, poverty-stricken, misogynistic,clitorectomy-performing Third Worlders scratch out a living in theirmedieval hellholes, and just keep them out of our country. Also known as:the Trump Plan.
Except the fun parts when Trump was speaking, the candidates talked aboutalmost nothing else at the debate but carpet-bombing the Middle East, takingout this leader or that group, sending American forces to train Sunni Arabs, touting the Kurds, announcing their specific strategies for defeating ISIS, giving perfect little answers about our nuclear throw-weights and the "nuclear triad" and correctly identifying the "good guys" and "bad guys" --all of whom live 7,000 miles away from us.
When do we get to talk about Americans?
Only Trump seems to care. Asked about dictators running the Middle East,Trump said:
"In my opinion, we''ve spent $4 trillion trying to topple various people thatfrankly, if they were there and if we could''ve spent that $4 trillion inthe United States to fix our roads, our bridges, and all of the otherproblems; our airports and all of the other problems we''ve had, we would''vebeen a lot better off. I can tell you that right now ..."
The nice thing about having your own helicopter is you can see the terrainbelow. The rest of them keep bumping into one another, as if they''re 9-year-olds trying to out-precocious one another on knowing unimportant militaryterminology and the pronunciation of foreign names.
As we learned from Spelling Bee champ Rubio, the "nuclear triad" refers tothe fact that we have nukes on (1) the ground, (2) airplanes and (3)submarines.
Wow, isn''t that fascinating? Having learned it, I now have to excise it frommy brain, as Sherlock Holmes would, as useless knowledge.
Did FDR know how to change the oil on a landing craft vehicle?
These debates have turned Republicans into self-parodies of wonkery overcommon sense. Without Trump in the debate, the entire audience would havebeen asleep in 30 minutes.
Rubio lectures Americans that "we need to understand who ISIS is." Rubioneeds to understand what a border is.
At this point, the most important question facing the Republican Party is:When Trump''s the only one with the poll numbers to make the main stage atthe next debate, what should he do? Card tricks? Juggle? Sing "Danny Boy"?
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