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中国人说英语最大的障碍是什么

最大的障碍就是美国的韩梅梅总不按套路来

第一天

我:Hello, I''m Li Lei

韩梅梅: hey, I''m Han Mei Mei,how''s it going?

我:(嗯?不是应该问我how are you吗?) humm, I''m going to library.

韩梅梅: Cool, you mind if tag along?

我:(好像是个问句?) eh.......hum..... I''m fine, thank you, see you

tomorrow.

第二天

韩梅梅:Hey Li Lei, what you up to?

我: (这是问我上几楼?)I''m going up to third floor, for my class.

韩梅梅:Yeah, I know that, we are in the same class.

我: (那还瞎B问)OK, how are you?

韩梅梅:Same old, same old

我: no, you look very young.

韩梅梅:haha, thanks, i''m flattered.

我:I don''t think you flat, I think you are at least B-cup.

第六十天

韩梅梅: I think you are a very interesting guy.

我:Thank you, I think so too.

韩梅梅:How about you help me out with mid-term tomorrow, and we hangout

afterwards, go see a movie or something.

我: Ok.

..................................

第六十一天 考试结束

我:you so slow, I waited 40 minutes.

韩梅梅:Fuck off you jerk, I thought you were going to help me out

我:I''m sorry?

韩梅梅:I asked for your help.

我:I gave you my pencil.

韩梅梅:I don''t wanna talk to you anymore.

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