最大的障碍就是美国的韩梅梅总不按套路来
第一天
我:Hello, I''m Li Lei
韩梅梅: hey, I''m Han Mei Mei,how''s it going?
我:(嗯?不是应该问我how are you吗?) humm, I''m going to library.
韩梅梅: Cool, you mind if tag along?
我:(好像是个问句?) eh.......hum..... I''m fine, thank you, see you
tomorrow.
第二天
韩梅梅:Hey Li Lei, what you up to?
我: (这是问我上几楼?)I''m going up to third floor, for my class.
韩梅梅:Yeah, I know that, we are in the same class.
我: (那还瞎B问)OK, how are you?
韩梅梅:Same old, same old
我: no, you look very young.
韩梅梅:haha, thanks, i''m flattered.
我:I don''t think you flat, I think you are at least B-cup.
第六十天
韩梅梅: I think you are a very interesting guy.
我:Thank you, I think so too.
韩梅梅:How about you help me out with mid-term tomorrow, and we hangout
afterwards, go see a movie or something.
我: Ok.
..................................
第六十一天 考试结束
我:you so slow, I waited 40 minutes.
韩梅梅:Fuck off you jerk, I thought you were going to help me out
我:I''m sorry?
韩梅梅:I asked for your help.
我:I gave you my pencil.
韩梅梅:I don''t wanna talk to you anymore.
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